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March 3, 2008

stores

Men, forget the bar, head to the Apple Store

Posted Mar. 3, ’08, 5:08 AM PT by Derik DeLong
Category | Apple » Stores

Apple Store front Some of you, I’m not mentioning names (mostly because the list is too long), are looking for a woman to clean you up and make you a very happy geek. The good news is that apparently Cosmopolitan is trying to help out us Mac users. At the beginning of a list of places for a woman to pick up men is the Apple Store. Our day has come.

Hot spot: The Apple store
The draw: Most guys are natural gadget lovers, and with sales of iPods and MacBooks skyrocketing, more men than ever are stopping by Apple boutiques. The vibe at the stores is conducive to man meeting too: You can check your email among cuties, take a free workshop on anything from Photoshop to podcasting (a great opportunity to strike up a conversation), or just survey the, ahem, good-looking merchandise.
Find it near you: There are 142 Apple stores in 31 states. Check out apple.com/retail.

Oh yeah, those iPod accessories sure look great. Don’t get me started on the MacBook Air. What’s that? That’s not the merchandise they’re talking about? Oh. That merchandise. I see. Dirty.

I can see it now, millions of Apple fans dousing themselves in too much cologne in an attempt to overwhelm those few girls that actually troll the Apple Store on a Friday night. At least the store will smell better.


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