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April 16, 2008

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Introducing the Apple i

Posted Apr. 16, ’08, 9:28 AM PT by Dan Moren
Category | Apple » Steve Jobs

The Apple iLike everybody else who lives and breathes on this fair planet of ours, we find ourselves tingling with anticipation whenever a Stevenote draws near. The next one isn’t for almost two months, but that just gives us plenty of times to wonder what Jobs might unveil. Your guess is as good as ours—actually, that’s not true; our guess is clearly far superior. I mean, come on: just look at our track record. You can’t make up things like that.

Anyway, College Humor has an idea of what Steve might be rolling out on stage come June, so let’s just say: prepare to be blown away. I’d tell you more, but I don’t want to steal his thunder. I wouldn’t want to lose my inside source of information, after all. (Not that Steve Jobs is feeding me the scoop, after all. Of course not. Ahem. As you were.)

Me, I’m just hoping that this will be the year he decides to make his entrance year to Europe’s 80s pop-synth classic “Final Countdown.” That would be epic.


3 Comments

Anonymous said:

Um, can I have the last 5:02 of my life back?

Dan Moren Author Profile Page said:

Sorry, the sign clearly states "No Refunds." We can offer you blog credit if you're dissatisfied with your purchase.

Debi Calvet said:

I enjoyed those 5:02 minutes very much, thank you!

sono Author Profile Page said:

Ah, ”Final Countdown.” I can't hear it (or think about it) without fond memories of Arrested Development.

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