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July 17, 2008

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Q3 Apple results are coming soon to a webcast near you

Posted Jul. 17, ’08, 8:36 AM PT by Dan Moren
Category | Money

Peter Oppenheimer and Tim CookYou can’t see me, but I assure you that I’m rubbing my hands together with glee. That can mean only one thing: it’s that time of the quarter again. Apple’s announced that they will hold their four-times-yearly (how come there’s no “four” equivalent for “twice” or “thrice”?) quarterly financial results call on Monday, July 21st at 2PM Pacific, 5PM Eastern. We presume that it will be hosted by the dynamic, hilarious duo of Peter Oppenheimer and Tim Cook. Sources tell us they are already undergoing training for the delivery of their characteristic “We’re not prepared to talk about that at this time” comments.

I can only assume that you, dear readers, are likewise ecstatic in your anticipation of finding out just how many Macs, iPods, and iPhones Apple has sold in the last three months. I tell you this for certain: it’s more than one. Probably. You’ll have to excuse our inexactness: the Ouija board has been on the fritz lately—it just keeps telling us to avoid hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurants.

Anyway, as per usual, we will be here to give you all the awesome details of Apple’s finances, complete with unintelligible jargon, countless numbers, and insightful analysis. Well. Analysis, anyway. Failing that, snarky comments about our complete lack of understanding. Good times!


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