Apparently Dell has some splainin’ to do. Judge Joseph Teresi of the New York State Supreme Court has ruled that Dell has misled its customers by offering them sweet financial and warranty deals as an incentive to buy their computers, then refusing to honor those deals—the classic bait ‘n switch. The suit was brought by Attorney General Andrew Cuomo of New York, where Dell had six million transactions between the years of 2003 and 2006.
What punishment Dell will undergo is not yet certain; while the 26-page ruling (PDF link) says that “many customers are entitled to restitution,” the exact number of customers and amount of restitution has yet to be determined, and will be the subject of further proceedings. But, if it pleases the court, let me make a suggestion: why don’t we shut the company down and return the money to the shareholders?
Oh, man. That never gets old.
In related news, I have decided that I want to be a judge, just so I can conclude all of my articles and correspondence with a legally-binding “SO ORDERED!”
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The judge looks like....wait!!....that must be John Hodgman the PC guy in Apple Commercial!!!