Friends, to me, nothing says “wait, what year is it?” like an X-Files engraved iPod. Yes, I know they had a new movie come out this summer, but come on: the show ended six years ago. Some things are better just left alone.
But, if you are a fan of all things Mulder and Scully, then I’m sure my criticisms will do little to discourage you from finding the truth. Out there. Somewhere. So if you surf over to Fox’s online store, you can snag the 80GB iPod classic emblazoned with the monochrome good looks of David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. You can even get your own name engraved as well (up to 30 characters—you might want to leave out your lengthy nickname).
The iPod will cost you $329, an $80 premium over the stock 80GB iPod classic—look, I tell you what: I’ll draw a picture of Mulder and Scully on the back of your pristine new iPod classic for just $50, deal?
What are you talking about? The X-Files are never out of fashion. And the X should never be left alone. Get a life. :)