Oh, Microsoft, you’re still making a web browser? That’s adorable. Well, hello Internet Explorer 7—you look so grown up; I hardly recognized you! RSS feeds, a search box in the titlebar and—are those tabs? My, how you’ve changed.
And there goes the Firefox lad. Such a nice boy. Always so polite and proper; with his handsome little extensions. Have you heard? He’s about to turn 2.0. Seems like just yesterday he was the new kid on the block. Now he’s the toast of the town; I’ve heard he’s gaining quite the marketshare. I’m sure he’ll be a doctor some day, just like his old man.
Looks like Internet Explorer’s off to his first day of the real world; he hasn’t been out in quite some years—oh dear, someone should probably tell him that his fly’s unzipped. How embarrassing.
