The name’s Pogue. David Pogue.

So as far as technology columnists go, I think David Pogue is pretty cool. But if you think he needs to be more hip, you can still enter Gizmodo’s contest to make David Pogue cooler. Here be the rules:

make David Pogue as cool as humanly possible. Put him on a Harley with a stogie sticking out of his mouth. Surround him with buxom ladies in a hot tub. You know, cool.

Email entries to Adam Frucci at Gizmodo by Friday. Luckily, Pogue himself seems amused by the contest, proving that he’s a good sport and a bastion of tech knowledge.