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March 6, 2007

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Meet the iLaunch

Posted Mar. 6, ’07, 4:56 PM PT by Aaron Freedman
Category | Apple » Humor

Ilaunch With so many new products constantly being introduced by Apple, one must wonder how they manage to do it. Well, there seems to now be an answer. The Onion is reporting that Apple has now unveiled a new and highly anticipated product — the iLaunch. Yes, at long last, Apple’s amazing new product launcher is here.

To the incredible amount of applause by Apple fans and journalists alike at the San Francisco Moscone center, Steve Jobs showed the world the iLaunch. Described by Jobs as “…a piece of innovative new technology that will forever change the way innovative new technology is released,” the iLaunch has the ability to play Keynote-formatted slideshows, and sports a built-in projector for showing a 3D display of the new product. In addition, the iLaunch has voice-recognition software for reciting speeches and is powered by dual-core Intel processors.

Using its patented “hype-generating mechanism with fully integrated Mac compatibility,” the iLaunch plans to not only make product launching easier, but change it forever. If fact, Jobs even boasts that “Apple’s goal within the next 12 months is to make me totally obsolete.” While the device’s $12,000 price tag may seem steep to some, fans are ecstatic about the new product that generated its own introduction.

Personally, I couldn’t be happier about the introduction of the iLaunch. I’ve been anxiously waiting for Apple to come out with this product, and now that they have, I can’t wait to get my hands on it. Now, at long last, I can make my own life-changing-new-product launches.

[hat tip: veteran MacUser blogger Cyrus Farivar]


2 Comments

Larry V Author Profile Page said:

First major use of iLaunch: Adobe's CS3 event :)

March 6, 2007 5:30 PM
Beau said:

Is this the infamous Product 7 from Amazon?? Maybe Apple decided at the last moment to reduce the price.

March 7, 2007 6:25 AM

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