March 24, 2008
Put your Mac skills to work—spy work, that is
Posted Mar. 24, ’08, 8:30 PM PT by David Dahlquist
Category | Apple » Huh?
Live in the UK? Wanna be the next James Bond? Most importantly, are you super hot with your Mac imaging skills? The British Secret Intelligence Service is hiring for a Mac-seasoned “artworker”, and as we all know, the term “artworker” is really code for stealth-ninja-assassin-double-agent-MacGyver, but you never heard that from me (seriously, I never said this).
So the actual job might not be that exciting, but you will have a chance to “rapidly develop your knowledge of pre-press and printing techniques in a fascinating work environment” between strangling rival spies with piano wire and leaping from helicopters onto speeding motorcycles while defusing small nuclear bombs with your teeth, of course.
Ok, BSing aside, being the dude in charge of counterfeiting money for real British secret agents is only a small step away from actually being one, so brush up on your QuarkXPress and Adobe CS skills, because a life of excitement (graphic design) and danger (umm, printing?) could be right around the corner.
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