Justin Long, better known as “the I’m a Mac guy” and Drew Barrymore, better known as “that Golden Globe, Emmy Award nominated actress from E.T. and Charlie’s Angels who married Tom Green for like a week and spent the next several years living down her “Freddy Got Fingered” cameo”, have split.
I know what you’re probably thinking: “Justin Long and Drew Barrymore were dating?”. Yes. Yes they were. And now, they’re not. So there.
Looks like JustinDrew.app has crashed. Or maybe their relationship is just experiencing a spinning beach ball of death, and will return to normal after a quick reboot. All I can say is, good thing Justin’s a Mac and thus won’t need to worry about contracting any viruses from Barrymore. I mean, ugh; married to Tom Green? Okay okay, that’s terrible. I’ll stop.
You had me at the photo! The spinning beach ball was classic! I personally could care less about celebrity romances (or anyone else's for that matter), but your article was too funny not to comment on. Thanks for the hearty laugh David! Great job!
So that's how you spell slow news day.
Ms. Barrymore is one hell of a serial monogomist.
Seriously, she avarages to about 2-3 "serious" dating partners a year.
Hopefully Mr. Long gets his Macbook virus checked.
:)
Drew Barrymore is infamous for short relationships. I didn't think this one would last long either.
But, hey, Justin is lasting much longer as the Mac Guy than that what's-his-face "Dude, you are getting a Dell" dude.
Even ET ran away from this planet after running into little Drew Barrymore. Ha, ha, ha.