Ah, if only we had a category for “Non-Events.” So here’s the funny thing. Lots of people have assumed there’s going to be some sort of Apple special event to commemorate the company’s 30th anniversary tomorrow. But what if it’s all a big April Fools? I mean, I don’t think Apple is necessarily trying to pull a fast one, but perhaps we’ve just entered some sort of mass shared hallucination.
Chris Stevens at CNet has it worse than most. He’s threatening to commit suicide (hopefully of the social variety) if Apple doesn’t hold some sort of media event tomorrow. Chris, man, take it easy. Just take it easy. There’s so much left to live for. I mean, someday Apple’s bound to come out with a touchscreen iP—okay, move over. There’s room on that ledge for two.
[via Slashdot; Picture from Joy of Tech]
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