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Ballmer commits inexplicable walk-by monkey boy on YouTube

Posted by David Dahlquist | Tuesday, September 23, 2008 3:06 PM PT

ballmer monkey2.jpgSteve “Monkey Boy” Ballmer just can’t seem to embarrass himself enough. In a recent video that has surfaced on the YouTubes, Ballmer is seen walking toward a cowering camera man in a menacing manner, loudly professing his love for Microsoft while flailing about erratically.

There are no reports yet as to whether or not the camera man, or other bystanders, were injured during what can only be described as a “walk-by monkey boy”—a variant on the drive-by monkey boy. We have reason to believe there were no survivors.

Parents, keep an eye on your kids. Don’t walk the streets alone at night. Walk-by monkey boys can happen to anyone at any time. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Comments (4)

This isn't just on YouTube, it's on Microsoft's own site. You can find it on http://imapc.lifewithoutwalls.com/ if you scroll around enough of the tiny pictures. However, I still can't explain why he thought filming that clip was a good idea.

Lesser Whark
September 23, 2008
3:44 PM PT

I think Ballmer is Bill Gates' puppet. Ballmer is merely a front for Bill to control Microsoft without drawing too much attention.

Lot like Russia's Putin controlling Russia through his puppet president Medvedev.

But Ballmer's short circuiting too much though.

BillsPuppet
September 23, 2008
3:47 PM PT

Actually this video of Ballmer shows a better side of him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI

Call Me Yo Daddy Author Profile Page
September 23, 2008
10:27 PM PT

And the PC world has the nerve to call Mac users fanatics.

Jhon
September 24, 2008
8:27 AM PT

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