Why bother emulating Steve Jobs’s wardrobe when you can emulate Fake Steve Jobs’s wardrobe? Over at Indie Tech, you can pick up a classic black mock turtleneck, proudly emblazoned with a nametag proclaiming you as the inventor of the friggin’ iPod (perhaps you’ve heard of it). It’s even been blessed by Fake Steve himself: what more could you want out of life?
I’ve actually met FSJ (aka Dan Lyons), who lives in the next town over from me—sometimes I go and drive by his house. At night. With the headlights off. What? Anyway, that’s beside the point, which is that FSJ’s a snappier dresser than “Mr. Turtleneck and Jeans” (which, admittedly, kind of sounds like a song Bob Dylan would write about Steve Jobs).
The shirt comes only in small and medium—and gosh darn it, if you’re a large, then what the hell do you think you’re doing pretending you’re Fake Steve Jobs, anyway? For just $20 you can be an imitation of the most famous fake CEO blogger around.
That’s a pretty sweet gig—damn it, I have got to start merchandising more.
[via Gizmodo]
