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September 08, 2006

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You're out of uniform

Authored by Dan Moren at 10:38 AM
Category | Apple » Fans
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Mac Users uniformWarning: The following post contains more than the recommended daily amount of irony. Reader discretion is advised.

Look, it’s not a big deal, okay, but there’s a dress code to uphold. We’re Mac users, after all, not slovenly slaves to our PCs. We’re outgoing, pleasant, and creative, and that reflects in how we use our computers and how we dress. Fortunately, Chanpory Rith at LifeClever has got our backs covered. He’s assembled a list of prices and stores for the apparel that will tell the world: “Yes. I’m a Mac user. And I’m proud of it.”

Rith’s guide covers zip-up hoodies to shoes, creating a virtual smorgasbord of outfits from which to choose on a daily basis. Once you’ve assembled your wardrobe, it’s time to enter the advanced class. Follow Chanpory’s tips:

  • Stand with your hands in your pockets a lot, but keep the thumbs out
  • Avoid jewelry and extra decoration. Minimal and simple is the Apple way
  • If you’re a guy, facial hair is okay, but keep it trimmed and neat
  • Paint your walls white
  • Smirk
    • Done and done. Won’t the world be a wonderful place when we can tell everything we need to know about a person just from the way they dress?

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    Comments

    What? No devastatingly understated black turtleneck paired with innocuous blue jeans? Rith evidently hasn't done quite ALL of his homework.

    Posted by: rueyeet | September 8, 2006 10:46 AM

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