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March 1, 2007

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I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in joy…and were suddenly silenced

Posted Mar. 1, ’07, 11:54 AM PT by Dan Moren
Category | Apple » Events

Obi-Wan KenobiSo the other day I was playing around with Vista when—wait, did you feel that? Anybody? It felt like some sort of tremor. There it is again! Oh my god, it’s the big one! It’s…it’s…legitimate Apple news.

Thank Steve! Our prayers have been answered. Apple’s announced that it’ll be holding a special event at the National Association of Broadcasters trade show. In the past, they’ve used NAB to roll out improvements to their professional software packages like Final Cut or demo professional level hardware.

It seems our long national nightmare is finally over. Now we only need to hold out until…April 15th?

So the other day I was playing around with Vista…


1 Comments

Bryan Maloney said:

What would a member of the "The House Of Steve" be doing with Pissed_Ya, oops, I mean Vista?

Repent and chant 8 Hail Leopards.

Now take a slow deep breath and consume another red pill. Good that feels better now.

Wait!

I sense, a, a new entity,
it has 8 hearts of gold,
it renders HD reality faster than a speeding bullet,
I can see the entity on a screen larger than a tall building, its looking back at me, and
I sense it will be known as the NOT mild mannered Mac Pro Extreme.

Wa, wa, what happened... I guess I blanked out for a while.

Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.

What, April 15th, it might be true!

Quick give me a blue pill, no I mean a red one, no blue, red, aaaaaaaah what's happening to me! Steve, Steve helllllllllllp...


BM TO CA

Good things come to those who can look out from within their dream.

March 1, 2007 3:07 PM

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