Fire at Apple racked up $2 million in damages

You may be tired of hearing about the fire at Apple’s campus, but like the adolescents we are, we can’t enough fire. Fire, fire. We have just a little new information.

The fire, caused by construction on the roof, is costing Apple $2 million dollars. That’d be enough to cause any homeowner to choke in surprise and insurance companies to find some way to keep from paying out.

Now, we have inside word that Steve himself showed up. He was in his pajamas (only person I know with a turtle neck pajama top). We also hear, unconfirmed, that he strolled up to a random, and later rather confused, firefighter, slipped a wad of two million dollars into his hand and told him to “take care of it.” Maybe I’ve been watching too many mafia movies lately.