Yes, yes, it was but a mere hour ago that I bestowed this horrific epithet upon one of the web’s highly trafficked sights, but you must know that I have looked upon the face of despair and only barely escaped with my sanity intact. Mostly.
There is no need to wait for June 29th for the unnamed terror to rise up through the cracks in our fair dimension—it is here now! Those who would willingly subject themselves to subjugation by the infernal Tube need only select “Software Update” on their Apple Tv, and the destruction of all that is good and pure will be brought directly into your living room.
The full power of our worst enemy will not be brought to bear for some months yet; it is an insidious process which will feature 10,000 discrete mind-numbing videos as of the 29th of this very month, and will complete its all-encompassing doom later this fall with the entire nefarious catalog.
If there are any of you among us who have opened their doors to the defiler of worlds, please—let us know how it’s going for you.
A bigger waste of time I've never witnessed
and I was a tv master control operator for
20 years!
However, I am desperate for some content
for my Apple TV so I bite the bullet and wait for something better.